Sometimes it’s fun to read the Craigslist “Missed Connections” and follow the fascinating storylines of all our rascally neighboring humanoids, and this last week was no exception.
We first found this ad on May 28th on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > missed connections:
How was your trip to Maui??? – w4m – 25 (SeaTac)
We met [...]

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > activity partners:
ISO someone to yell and hit me while I lift wieghts (Seatac)
Yes, Im searching for an individual who is interested in yelling directly into my face and or hitting (slapping) me about the head and breasts while Im [...]

 From seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > items wanted:

I need live starlings.
Do you trap them or will allow someone to lay out live traps for them?
Let me know. I have live traps using bird food for bait.
I need the starlings alive and untouched.
They are NOT for [...]